derunk

ya i didnt just get drunk...i got derunk. try sayin it reeeeeal slooooowly....deeeeerunk. ya thats more like it. i never drink. i try not to drink. i stay away at all costs. but my friends gf left him *tear*. and he has a bad leg. and hes been stuck in his house for weeks since she left. so he called up me and my best friend. under the guise of a game of monopoly (man i love monopoly). and then dooped me. hes like hey dapples (best friend) why dont you be the dd and lets go to the bar. then he said the words no person can resist "im buyin." so we took a couple shots. had a beer. and left. we left with one of those cups in hand. you kno the one. its 56 or someawd amount and his half full of whisky. so we drank the cup between me and chris (drunk lonely friend) and went to the first bar. not enough girls and it was keroke night. we left. off to the second bar. well the bar at the bowling alley. i saw some girl who said she knew me. i didnt kno her at all. but she took a shot from between my legs so i wasent complaining. 2 bars 2 whiskey and cokes. oh and half of some nasty but potent shit. then it was off to the last bar where we kno some ppl that work there some times. we didnt last night. but the bartender was sweet and served us even though we were faced. *thank you dapples for bein the dd* so i had another whiskey and coke. then a jack and coke. then chris' jack and coke. (how come every time i try to type coke i type cock...ill attribute it to the fact im still a little drunk). so im pretty much uber faced at this point. we go to chris'. take another shot.....i got home. and woke up. i couldnt tell you the details. at least some how im not drunk. or hung over. ok well maybe im a little drunk. but at least im not hung over. mwahahahaha. well im gonna go eat. eat some more....then do laundry unless i think of a bad reason not to and decide to wear dirty clothes. always an option.